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refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

Selfie of a dude lifting his shirt to show off his abs: Lol no1 care man.
Selfie of a lady or nb person lifting their shirt to show off their abs: Oh my god. Oh my god. Ohmigod. Thank you oH MY GOd. Th ank u SO MU C H I'll ch e rish this m omen t 5ever.

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake